What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 01:11

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So, the docs changed it to read

No go.

Next, they tried...

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Loons and Moons

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Just Forget it!

Still no good

share office space ...

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They put up a sign reading

Catatonics & High Colonics

Hysterias & Posteriors

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Everyone loved it.

Thumbs down again.

No, not a chance

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Nuts and Butts

Another attempt resulted in ...

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Minds and Behinds

Why cant I sleep even tho I am sleepy? I am not anxious or worried but my body just doesn't want to. I've been awake for almost 2 days and feel sleepy but I cant sleep. My doctor said its anxiety related but its not. Is this normal?

So they tried

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Freaks and Cheeks

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Then came..

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Still no good.

No way

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Unacceptable again!

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